You're in the army now...

Episode in the army campus: officer lectures the coy:
"Why the fuck the hole coy is half-naked? Is it a strike? In the army? (to the biggest of them) Soldier...?"
"Velikanov (russian for Giantson or smth like this), sir!"
"Yeah, I see(measering his muscles)... Report!"
"It's all my fault, sir (loudly, in the army way)! I lost my upper cloth in the common heap! I tried to find by trying on every piece of clothes one by one. I failed and torn apart singlets of the hole coy. Even this belt is too short for my waist."
"WHAT??!!!! Are you a moroon? It's not a damn supermarket for you in here that you try on everything you see, dumbass! 10 daus in the guardhouse like this (showing on his appearance meaning that he would guard being dressed only in trousers)! Then 5 days of training in the gym without water and pauses only every 10 hours. This will teach you a lesson! Got it?"
Officer didn't know that the second part of punishment was the best thing Velikanov enjoyed in the army - free gym every day.





PS: morphed picture of my friend from the gym which he sent me from the army (if you wish i can upload the original for some sort of comparison). I really miss him and his authority in general and lifting weights. I wish him good luck there, even though he claims that he's the biggest guy in the coy so everyone is trembling nearby him. From fear or excitement and envy - he didn't clarify.