Water from the Pool of Huginess

"Well, this curly guy said that ge became a muscle titan after swimming in this strange pool, but I always knew him as a skinny ridiculuous small boy! At least he naively brought me a bottle of this water... Hope that it wasn't a joke! But how else I can explain that he really grew up in a month I didn't see him? I should try this... Glup... Crap! I douched myself with this water! Shouldn't be rough with it - can't afford to waist it... Or it's working even better like this?"