Massive show

So when a random bodybuilder guy named Adrian Murray signed for the bodybuilding contest admins didn't really pay attention. But when he arrived to them himself they realised why he did it. He was indeed in heavy-weight category. Or more appropriate to say super-f***ing-gigantic-heavy-weight category. He told them that they should take his size and weight into considration. At first the admins wanted to refuse but all the papers were already done. Adrian was a participant of the following show. They had to solve the problem.
And the solution was found. Murray was considered as a special guest but not a participant because otherwise he would definetely win the title. But he was million times larger than even the biggest of the competitors and it could be unfair to other competitors. Due to his colossal size the admins decided to move the competition to the local stadium. They thought that the issue was solved.
Unfortunately, the contest day matched with the football tournament. Admins hardly managed to persuade the owners of the stadium to devide the arena in 2 parts of exactly the same size: for football and for bodybuilding. It promised to be a unique show.
But still there was a problem. Adrian was twice bigger than the space he was supposed to fill on the stadium. So the organizers had to make a hole in the arena as deep as the staium was high. In the announced day Adrian came to the stadium, climbed from above the staium through a hole in the roof and placed his gargantuan legs in the hole in the arena. Places for football fans were only on the stadium itself while bodybuilding fans could also have a sit in the underground area to check out 2 massive pillars of human flesh.
And the contest began. A titanic shadow obscured the rest of the participants as Adrian Murray flexed his jacked colossal body with suprisingly small head attached to it. That was the point when admins realised that they failed to solve yet another issue. A loud creaking noise could be heard from the entire arena. The stadium was still not spacious enough to handle this huge monster...