Introducing Elixir of Huginess

Now you could have noticed that I took my t-shirt off in the beginning of my speech which started around 20 minutes ago. Those who know me, remember that I've always been quiet a big muscular strongman. Especially for this occasion a tiny bit of Elixir was given to me before entering the stage. So why did I took my t-shirt off, you will ask? Cuz I already knew the RESULT!!! I didn't want to distract you with those sounds of fabrics ripping on my growing muscles. By the way, what are the measurements now?"

"267 sm in height, 1274 pounds in weight and keep increasing..."

"Well, that's why this microphone seems so tiny to me. he-he! So if such a change happened to me in 20 minutes guess what may happen with you? If you want to see yourself being bigger, gentlemen, or you want your husbands, sons or bouyfriends to become stronger to carry you on their hands, ladies, than run and order our Elixir on a spacial discount cuz you visited the ceremony of introducing it! Make your males feel free to grow! Warning: can be used only with men!

(to his muscular assistant) Now you can stop the effect. My pec is pushing my hand away now and it's very annoying. Hope your boss didn't lie when saying that he would provide me with proper clothes after this."

"Sorry, sir, but we cannot control it."

"What do you mean?"

"Elixir is a chemical substance that cannot be controled by scientists or a host who drank it. The growth process and its consequences depend on the individual level of training of each host."

"Which means?..."

"This current size, that I announced, is only the beginning for you..." 

PS: a morph of quiet famous strongman and bodybuilder Alexey Shabunya who I really wanted to morph at some point)))